PUBLIC MARKS from vacelts with tag humor

Valentine’s Day is just around the corner and the air is filled with romance, right? Well, technically around here the air is filled with the flu. This fact got me thinking about romance gone awry.

It seems like all the favorite horror films have the same ingredients — creepy bad guy that just won’t die, particular objects that give you the creeps, moments designed to make you jump out of your seat and the poor schmoo that doesn’t even know he’s going to die first. But even knowing the standard formula, could you survive a horror movie?

Yes, it’s true. I went to the Outer Banks with my family and we came home with a Dirty Dick. Although it’s not nearly as obscene as it sounds, this conversation-sparking souvenir is causing this parent quite a dilemma.

Currently, my husband and I are struggling every night to get our twins down for bed. But apparently, we are not alone in this struggle to get our children to bed. Check out this video of a father that puts this struggle to music in a bedtime song for parents.

Have you ever watched an episode of Scooby Doo and say nobody’d fall for that? Or think ‘where do they come up with these goofy plans?’ Well sometimes real live is weirder than Scooby Doo.

I know there are some of you out there that might be dying to get one of those new iPhones. Maybe you have a cell phone already and have to wait until the contract expires before you can make you move.

This week my twins turn two. I can’t believe how quickly the time has flown by. It seems like just yesterday I was bringing them home from the hospital. It’s been a wild ride. Looking back, my life is very different that it was a few years ago. Here are the Top 10 changes I seen in my life since becoming a parent.